Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Warm fuzzies

I love you.
I love me, too.


Tired now.


At 9:02 AM, Anonymous Brian Rodriguez said...

...Oh God, you're drunk!

At 9:38 AM, Anonymous Jacob said...

Please circle the substance you have used, or poke at the direction of the screen with one of your limbs if you are unable to coordinate your fine motor skills at this time:

(a) 1/64-1/16 premium marijuana
(b) 1-3 tabs ecstasy
(c) 1-2 tabs high-strength acid
(d) 6-12 shots 80-proof liquor
(e) all of the above

At 3:07 PM, Anonymous Curtis said...

Brian, Jacob: Jeez, you guys. Girl expresses a little love towards herself and her readers, and all you do is say she must be high and/or drunk?

For shame, dudes. What's wrong with being content?

Marie: I love you too, babe.

-- Curtis

At 5:35 PM, Blogger Marie said...

Yay! Curtis got the message!

At 8:05 PM, Anonymous Jacob said...

Brian, she appears to be sober now. I'm thinking it must have either been the pot or the alcohol.

For shame, Marie, for shame. Don't you know that here in America it's illegal to show affection? Damn drugs. Ruining our youth!

At 1:08 AM, Blogger Marie said...

Why do you think I was so tired? Firstly, lovin' (even platonically) can take a lot out of a person and secondly, dodging the Emotion Police can be quite a hassle.

At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Jacob said...

It's because of their Mind Rader, isn't it? I find that hand-rolled tin foil works best (don't try to use normal "tin foil," because it's really aluminum these days (they don't want people blocking the satellite beams)!)

At 10:55 AM, Blogger Marie said...

Hey Jacob: have you smoked too much pot or are you becoming a professional paranoid?

At 5:36 PM, Anonymous Jacob said...

I'm not a professional paranoid, but I play one on the Internet. :D

At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Brian Rodriguez said...

Well, I'm just not used to it plain and simple...

A punch to the face..Tuesday for me

Someone telling me that they love me... The wierdest and the rarest thing I could ever encounter..

So call it what you will.. Something out of left field or a sign that I am extremely out of touch with these things you call "Love" and "Happiness" and may be doomed.


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